An ounce of loyalty is like a pound of cleverness
Anything can happen once you’ve fallen off the bridge
Anything will fit a naked man
Victory has a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan
An apology without change is an insult
An economist is someone who tells you tomorrow why what he predicted
yesterday didn’t happen today
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds
A little inaccuracy saves tons of explanation
AN OPTIMIST WILL SAY THE GLASS IS HALF FULL, THE PESSIMIST THATIT IS HALF EMPTY AND THE ENGINEER THAT THE GLASS IS 2X BIGGER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE. - Oscar Wilde. - Oscar Wilde
THEY SAY DREAMS CAN COME TRUE BUT FORGET TO TELL US THAT NIGHTMARES ARE DREAMS TOO. - Oscar Wilde
A MAN WHO MARRIES HIS MISTRESS LEAVES A VACANCY IN THAT POSITION. - Oscar Wilde
LOVE IS A MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOLS. - Oscar Wilde
RELIGION IS LIKE A BLIND MAN IN A DARK ROOM LOOKING FOR A BLACK CAT THAT ISN’T THERE, AND FINDING IT. - Oscar Wilde
NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY BACK HIS PAST. - Oscar Wilde
I’M NOT YOUNG ENOUGH TO KNOW EVERYTHING. - Oscar Wilde
EXPERIENCE IS MERELY A NAME WE GIVE OUR MISTAKES. - Oscar Wilde
EXPERIENCE IS THE ONE THING YOU CAN’T GET FOR NOTHING. - Oscar Wilde
A TRUE FRIEND STABS YOU IN THE FRONT. - Oscar Wilde
SOME BRING HAPPINESS WHEREVER THEY GO AND SOME WHENEVER THEY GO. - Oscar Wilde
A MAN CAN’T BE TOO CAREFUL IN THE CHOICE OF HIS ENEMIES. - Oscar Wilde
I CAN RESIST ANYTHING BUT TEMPTATION. - Oscar Wilde
A MAN CAN BE HAPPY WITH ANY WOMAN AS LONG AS HE DOES NOT LOVE HER. - Oscar Wilde
IT’S BEAUTY THAT CAPTURES YOUR ATTENTION AND PERSONALITY THAT CAPTURES YOUR HEART. - Oscar Wilde
THE SECRET OF LIFE IS TO ENJOY THE PLEASURE OF HAVING BEEN TERRIBLY DECEIVED. - Oscar Wilde
WOMAN BEGINS BY BLOCKING MAN’S ADVANCES AND ENDS BY BLOCKING HIS RETREAT. - Oscar Wilde
THERE ARE TWO TRAGEDIES IN LIFE, GETTING EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT AND NOT GETTING IT.. - Oscar Wilde
EVERY SINNER HAS A PAST AND EVERY SAINT HAS A FUTURE. - Oscar Wilde
THE TRUTH IS RARELY PURE AND NEVER SIMPLE. - Oscar Wilde
I HAVE NO ENEMIES, ONLY FRIENDS WHO VIOLENTLY DESPISE ME. - Oscar Wilde
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.
Reputation is earned in droplets but lost in buckets.
Some new words of wisdom:
To err is Human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.
I asked God for a new car but I know that God doesn't work that way so I stole a car and asked God for forgiveness.
God gave us relatives but luckily we can choose our friends.
To keep your home safe always use 6 door locks and actually lock every other one. That way no matter how long a burglar works on the locks he'll always be locking three.
Always borrow money from a pessimist because he never expects you to pay him back.
The way to inner peace is to always finish what you start especially when it comes to cheese cake.
My doctor first told me the good news which was they were going to name a new disease after me.
It is medical malpractice to give a patient a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Men are always hungry or horny so if he doesn't have an erection make him a sandwich.
Some cause happiness where ever they go and some whenever they go.
Everything in moderation including moderation.
It is better to live one day as a lion then a thousand days as a lamb.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
We've always been told mathematically that a billion monkeys aimlessly banging on a billion typewriters will eventually reproduce Shakespeare. We now see that mobile phone texting has proven this not to be true.
A successful man is a man who can build a fortress with the stones others throwat him.
To be successful you must fail a lot......and keep trying. (I am always doing that
which I cannot do so that I may learn how to do it).
I have enough money to retire and live comfortably the rest of my life...so long as
I die before Monday.
God gave us shins to find furniture in a dark room.
A good employee who arrives late at the office always makes up for this byleaving early.
Whether you think you can or cannot do something...you're right.
The person who is a natural is the person who does his homework
Failure is the path of least resistance
A good expert finds ways around problems other experts don’t see
All great wars are lost in the middle
First we will be best, then we will be first
An oak without wind doesn’t grow strong
Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight